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So (hopefully) by now you've seen the Netflix movie "Burning Sands" that has definitely caused a stir among a variety of people, whether members of fraternities/sororities or curious onlookers. There is a lot that can be said about the film, probably too much to fit into one simple post.
For the sake of simplicity, here's a list of everything I found wrong with the movie/storyline based on what I observed and experienced during my "School Daze".
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OPENING SET SCENE
-The pledges didn't have their shirts tucked in when they showed up for set. That's sloppy.
-They showed up to set with only one of the big brothers (Turrell) and he wasn't their dean.
-When Turrell told Zurich to get on his face, he got in the "up" position instead of "down". (It bothered me. Sue me.)
-Turrell threw the football into the water, ordered Zurich to get it, tripped him, and then had him do pushups instead. That made absolutely no sense.
-WHAT ON EARTH MADE TURRELL KICK ZURICH IN HIS RIBS?! I'm not going to make a case for or against hazing because that's a touchy subject for a lot of people, but I think most reasonable people can agree that full David Beckham soccer kicks to a man's rib cage while he's doing pushups are beyond excessive. It takes pure malice to do that to someone.
-The unnamed line brother with the locs bumped for Zurich (jumping in between Zurich and Turrell to block the kicks), which is something you would EXPECT a line brother to do ... so why did Turrell boot him off their line?
-The fact that the LB with the locs allowed Turrell to dismiss him is sad. How can someone besides the dean dismiss you?
-Turrell hit AND kicked the (ex) LB after he told him to go and he didn't do anything. Assuming for the sake of argument that it's acceptable to submit to physical attack for the sake of joining an organization, why would you NOT defend yourself or retaliate against someone once you've lost the opportunity to join?
-These pledges were beginning Hell Week and they had only been on line for 3 weeks up to that point. I can't speak for anyone's "process", but ... nah. Nevermind.
-The pledges had to drive 5 miles back to campus and they really let their ex-LB walk.
-Frank clearly had the wrong attitude. He not only demanded that they let the guy walk, he insisted that he'd snitch on his own LBs if they picked him up. How someone that selfish made it on line is questionable, and how he made it to that point of the process without having his attitude adjusted shows a failure on the part of their teachers.
"WHAT-A-BURGER" SCENE
-As a native Texan I have to express disgust that they chose a restaurant named "What-A-Burger" that was a slap in the face to the original.
FOOD DELIVERY
(Written with the assumption that these events occurred in a dorm. If, however, the delivery was at the frat house, most of this section is null.)
-There is nothing discreet about five young men dressed in matching hoodies, jeans, and boots running through a dorm early in the morning to drop off food.
-There is nothing discreet about having the pledges line up and greet a big brother in his dorm room.
-Square looked at the woman who was asleep in Big Cee's bed, which he arguably shouldn't have, but
1. If that was just any old chick he was messing with, why did he have them exposed to her? You shouldn't trust just anybody with sensitive info like that.
2. If that was his actual girlfriend, why did he have them in the room with her while she was naked? Did he not respect her enough?
-Big Cee was a consistently problematic character throughout the movie ... and in real life there's one in every chapter.
ZURICH AND SQUARE
-Square made it obvious early on that he was interested in the shallow aspects of "Greek" life - he wanted to get girls. Too bad that got past the big brothers.
-Z and Square were on the yard in broad daylight wearing vibrant colors. You'd think they'd at least attempt to keep a low profile.
-The "Eta" probate was hot garbage in a Texas landfill in mid-August.
-"Look at them crossing the burning sands." One would have to assume that this statement was included solely for the sake of exegesis, enlightening anyone who may not be familiar with the expression. Unfortunately, performing in a new member presentation is NOT "crossing the burning sands".
-As someone who was in school when Crime Mob's "Knuck if you Buck" debuted, I wholeheartedly ABHOR "JuJu on that Beat".
-Edwin (the chapter president) shouldn't have confronted the pledges on the yard ... because it isn't discreet.
-I personally despise the term "GDI".
-I can't speak for every organization and every region, but in my experience "GDI" is ONLY used to refer to people with no affiliation to fraternities/sororities at all. It isn't used for pledges (again, in MY experience).
-I can't speak for every organization and every region, but in my experience "GDI" is always spelled out, never pronounced "Jiddy". That was awkward.
CLASSROOM SCENE
-This isn't related to pledging, but it's odd that they seemingly set up an attraction between Z and the sorority girl that didn't go anywhere at all.
AFTER CLASS
-So ... Z's been on line for 3 whole weeks and his girlfriend still thought it was cool to interact with him out in the open? Did she not get the memo?
-Considering how hazing is viewed today (it IS illegal you know), it wouldn't be in the best interests of a school Dean to have any knowledge of their pledge process.
-Punching and kicking shouldn't be acceptable ... but hey, everybody's different.
-I honestly thought something super gay was about to happen in the bathroom, especially when Fernander took off his towel.
CAR WASH
-The brothers asked Z why he was submitting to the abuse and he replied "for brotherhood". Is the entire process as simple as getting beaten senseless for the sake of gaining brothers? (That's rhetorical.)
-The chant the Lambdas did during the car wash was just awkward.
ZURICH WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND
-Did she really say the "Loo-VER" (Louvre)?
-Why oh why oh why oh why was ANYONE saved in Z's phone as "Lambda Lambda Phi"? Clearly discretion was not a lesson any of them learned, likely because their big brothers didn't know it to begin with.
-Again, Z's girlfriend should've known the situation by that point. Why did she expect anything different?
BEFORE THE PARTY
-Unless your dean says otherwise, you ALWAYS wait for your LB. You're better off being late as a unit than showing up on time incomplete.
-The acting is unbelievable and the scene is awkward where Edwin is dismissing Toya.
-Discretion ... why did the pledges show up to the FRONT of the frat house with the beer? Couldn't they have come to the back?
DURING THE PARTY
-Branding ... um ... yeah ... if that's your cup of tea, drink up.
-It seems like the entire line pledged to go to parties and soak up the attention.
-The sorority chick had nobody's rhythm.
-The sorority chick was a true airhead stereotype. How can you be a student at a university and claim you wouldn't know anyone else that isn't in a sorority?
-Was this the first Lambda party Frank had been to? How did he not know what Lambda juice was?
-I'm aware that I'm abusing the term "awkward", but guess what? The summons for all the Lambdas to come front and center to hop was cringeworthy.
-The GDI exegesis, like the "burning sands" exegesis, was just weird.
-Big Cee should've been wearing a bra.
-There was not an OUNCE of rhythm in that entire scene.
-Did they REALLY just decide to stop the hop session to go to the basement for set?
-I (think I) get the idea of having set in the basement of the frat house, but they could've at least waited until the party was over.
-Z was accused of having "no sense of discretion". The irony.
-Z was asked to recite "the packet" and he stumbled several times. How it is that none of his LBs jumped up to help him is beyond me. Also, considering how trigger-happy all of the big brothers were throughout the movie, I don't get how we was allowed so many chances to mess up.
-It is ridiculous that Z was punished for speaking to the same Dean who recommended him for membership, but not farfetched at all unfortunately.
-A GROWN MAN ACTUALLY SPIT IN ANOTHER GROWN MAN'S FACE AND NOBODY GOT KILLED. There wasn't even a fist fight. Frank didn't do anything about it, neither did his LBs. Fernander, the dean, didn't seem to care, and none of the other big brothers flinched. That's asinine.
-Big Cee was a rabid dog off his leash. He was allowed too much control. What's the purpose of having a dean of pledges if someone like Big Cee is present and disrespecting his authority?
AFTER SET
-Everybody on line took several strokes. How was anyone able to sit down easily afterwards?
-They were only days away from crossing and still not on the same page. Blame the big brothers.
-"I wouldn't be with none of y'all if I didn't have to." Frank really had no interest in anything besides getting to the other side on his own.
-These guys were on their fourth week and just starting to call their big brothers. Nah.
-Frank, the selfish one, definitely lied about everyone having each other's backs, but that's not surprising. He'd do whatever it took to finish.
-"Anybody been to the hospital yet?" What a shame that such a thing is a serious question. Is it not possible to have a process that doesn't send someone to the hospital?
-"You boys keeping things discreet?" The correct answer was no, because they definitely weren't.
ON THE YARD
-So the professor knew he was pledging and knew he was injured and was pretty calm about it. That's hard to believe in 2017.
-Spare the inspirational speech about changing the frat.
IN THE WOODS
-Carrying on any illegal activity outdoors is a gamble.
-It didn't take much pressure for someone to crack and and admit they were frat boys
IN THE FRAT HOUSE
-What's the point of drinking all that water?
-Hazing is already illegal, but the chapter president is the last person that should be present if anything like that is going on.
-You would think Big Cee got sexual gratification from hitting the pledges by how frustrated he was when he got interrupted.
TOYA
-Everyone has to make their own decisions as adults, but running a train on a groupie is definitely something that could backfire. It's not something pledges should be TOLD (or even encouraged) to do.
KITCHEN
-The entire movie has ONE (brief) community service related scene. I guess service isn't of much importance to Lambdas.
-Dean Richardson had no business being present.
GOSSIP
-This isn't Greek related, but it was dumb for Toya and her friend to openly discuss sexploits only to tell Zurich's girlfriend it was none of her business when she asked.
POOL
-Having blindfolded men walk into a pool is a drowning hazard and it serves no purpose.
-Bombarding blindfolded men with tennis balls while they are submerged to their chests in water is foolish.
MALCOLM
-Malcolm said he'd talk to Fernander about leaving Zurich's ribs alone, but he also seemed to think Zurich would hold up just fine during Hell Night.
SQUARE'S PLACE
-If you've been on line for close to 4 weeks and are about to cross, HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR ACE'S GOVERNMENT NAME?!
-Square was only interested in the popularity and respect that he would've gotten from pledging.
-Everyone was still on different wavelengths.
-They should have discussed going to Dean Richardson as a line.
DEAN'S OFFICE
-It's funny that Z expressed valid concerns about the process and Dean Richardson assumed he just wanted to skate. That's what happens when you put too much emphasis on measuring up to a standard of physical durability in order to qualify for membership.
PARKING LOT SPEECH
-I get what he was getting at, but Z's "Come to Jesus" speech was ... meh.
-Can we be honest and admit/accept that not literally everyone is a descendant of a king/queen? There had to be some peasants, right?
-When you're dealing with any kind of groupthink mob mentality, it is often a waste of energy for one man to attempt to convince the majority to try to change directions.
-They left the parking lot after that speech and nobody (including Z) objected to still getting beaten, so what was the purpose?
GAS STATION
-It may have been late at night, but it was still pretty conspicuous that 5 black men in matching hoodies, jeans, and boots (with freshly shaven heads) were at a gas station at an odd hour of the night ... but by this point we've given up on expecting any semblance of discretion on the part of the pledges or the big brothers.
HELL NIGHT (FINAL SPOILER ALERT)
-Can the boys finish their greeting before the wolves attempt to devour them?
-Somebody grabbed Zurich by the throat and threw him to the ground. What's with the malice?
-So we're just gonna slap and hit guys directly in the face, huh? Oh well, by now it's clear that this particular chapter is cool with that.
-Didn't anyone get the memo about Z's ribs? Malcolm was there. Couldn't he have said something?
-Um ... yeah ... so they just paused the beating to eat dog food?
-Z bumped for Frank by eating some of his dog food. That's a display of self-sacrifice for his brother. Why was he punished for that?
-Frank, the most selfish person on the line, bumped for Z right away. He finally got something right. Why was he punished for that?
-Why did Z get hit in the head? If your ears are bleeding it's safe to say you might need to be on the lookout for damage later.
-Edwin and Big Cee proved themselves to be the biggest cowards when Frank collapsed and started foaming at the mouth. Big Cee, who was the most violent and pushy person up to that point, looked like he saw a ghost. Edwin panicked and basically told the other 4 guys to dump Frank at the emergency room. He was more worried about the consequences that would've accompanied being tied to the tragedy than he was about Frank's well being.
-ALL of the big brothers were cowards. All of them were eager and willing to beat the pledges to a pulp, but as soon as one was in grave danger they fled with no regard for the outcome.
-I can't believe they were really gonna take off and leave Frank there on the concrete.
-The ending was underwhelming ... Z finally decided to call his dad? Why?
So yeah. That's what I picked out of it. It was a very interesting movie, but viewed through my specific lenses those were the errors.
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